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the olympics?

oh, you mean augmented reality e-sports, yeah.

a hot take?

hardly. have you ever seen them live or over any other non-electronic medium?

took this photo in seattle of some gym branding i can only assume is for a sect of linux users

this message brought to you by waiting in the lobby since no one would let us use the elevator to get to our friend’s apartment

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seattle

still waiting for the total straights to realize all code was written by neurodivergents and asking to speak to a manager

i tried posting this on linkedin but those clowns don't preserve white space and wouldn't have gotten the joke even in the correct format so win win.

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The Far Left The Far Right
Semantic Web TypeScript

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Frowning disapprovingly
at creative solutions

spider law 

okay, real talk, i did re-locate the spider.

normally i would have just killed the beast-- and i know that word is out of fashion and i'm sorry but i am scared.

i am okay with spiders in my neighborhood, but not in my apartment. i caught this, ummm, spider-amigo in a glass and used a paper to seal the trap and brought it outside. i flicked the glass and bro just gracefully latched on as it was shooting out and gently lowered itself to the ground.

despite our disagreements, we both gained new perspectives and have a mutual respect and understanding.

there was no hard feelings about my reservations on the arrangement and spider was grateful we avoided the beauracracy. spider law is deceptively simple by design.

succinctly, if you thought spiders liked webs, my god wait until you meet spider lawyers.

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spider law 

shit, it rotated 90 degrees after i snapped this— it knows i’m documenting everything

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spider law 

fuuuck spider law.

"anything that hasn't been used in a reasonable time frame is public use"

i mean, i appreciate the sentiment, but a spider has laid claim to the wallspace below the ceiling and above my desk. I haven't gone up there in weeks and therefore have no legal grounds to bring to mediation.

fuuuuuck.

i'm thinking about over throwing my local gov't but if i wasn't cool with living under spider law i definitely won't be cool under spider anarchy

fuuuuuuuckk.

social integration is the worst.

me to my wife: hey did you call me?

her: no

me: must have been the dog

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me to the dog: did you just send me a telepathic message? not fucking cool

i think i'm done talking to people about tag, it is pretty low level, which i've known for quite some time so like

next up, Stitch. My low code tool that treats code as data and runs in the browser and uses tag, but that's an implementation detail.

us politics shitpost 

"Biden and DeSantis spoke by themselves next to a boat the storm had lifted into a cafe, then moved separately among local residents hit hard by the hurricane. Biden embraced one woman."
- apnews.com/article/hurricanes-

BUT HOW MANY MEN, WHAT ARE MY ODDS

just saw a form with a dropdown for pronouns with only three variations of the normie flavors.

that time microsoft bought my favorite game and killed it: halo

that time microsoft bought my next
favorite game and killed it: overwatch

there's this bug in the server code.

and i know it's cause the lib is expecting express and i'm running it on some naked nodejs http server.

but there's something special about restarting the server in my pocket and watching the live site re-heal on my computer.

linkedin cross-post 

Shifting to self-employment has been more of a challenge than I originally thought.

While the dog has been operating in this role for quite sometime, I'm happy to formally promote her today to Micro Manager.

Just today, we got back from our morning walk. I made my coffee and sat down at the desk.

She came in, stood up and put her little front paws on my knee-- she's a chihuahua dachshund mix-- and she said, "Is it not time for breakfast? And don't even get me started on the TPS reports."

holy shit i'm serving https on the public web from my phone

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